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I must remind myself that I already have enough shoes that I barely have occasion to wear, but man if I could get my hands on these I might wet myself.  I have a new website that will become my new crack cocaine. ifshoescouldkill.com I would be in their zombie of darkness, but at least I would have GORGEOUS shoes!!!!!  Sigh, no Patty no you can’t buy things when you don’t have a job. I hear myself repeat this line everyday almost all the time, it sucks balls, big diseased hairy smelly balls.